A colleague of mine had a heroine overdose come to the ED. When she gave him a dose of Narcan, he aroused and said, “Why is my dick so cold?” When she examined him she noticed that there was a large bulge in the crotch of his pants. On further investigation, she found a pork roast. It seems that the party goers had difficulty arousing the patient and put a frozen pork roast down his pants to try to arouse him. It didn’t work and they didn’t think to take it out when they called the paramedics.
The single dose of Narcan wasn’t sufficient to maintain the patient’s state of arousal and he was admitted to the Intensive Care Unit on a Narcan drip. His clothes and things were packed up to go with him and laid on the stretcher between his legs.
When it was time to transport the patient to the ICU, the transport nurse walked in and said,
“What’s with the meat?”
Between his legs were his clothes and a pork roast.
Your grumpy Uncle Dave discussing a rare type of meat.
Weary