May 7, 2019
| Story number | Votes |
| 1 | 1 |
| 2 | 0 |
| 3 | 18 |
| 4 | 0 |
| 5 | 4 |
Everyone wants to know which story is the real one. All I can say is reread the post, the purpose of the post is that it doesn’t matter what I say. So, here are the results of the unofficial survey. As you can see, getting up and walking into a door jam (3) won the day. While the fall from the second story deck (5) took second place, almost everyone that voted for story #3 commented, “But, that story #5 was a real tempting choice.” I think a lot of people didn’t officially vote for #5 because they were afraid they might offend me.
And, if it makes most of you happier, the wife, after laughing at story #5, voted for story #3. So you’re in good company.
But the real winner is Jason, who said that all 5 were the right story, because it was a really bad day!
If you haven’t read The 5 Story’s, click this link.
From your “addendumed” grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.