We Survived the Weather Despite…

7/2017

On another topic, whew!! We survived.

Wife and I went on a road trip.  I had looked at the weather online before leaving, while on the road I just stuck my nose in the air every day.  By the 3d day, snow and ice hit, as expected.  It wasn’t much, but about 3 inches of snow fell just about the time we hit Salina, with little to no ice.  But it wasn’t until Topeka, on the way back after the worst had passed, that I fully understood the ramifications.

Just east of Topeka (100 miles later), was a KDOT text message board telling me to be careful because there was a Winter Weather Advisory out.  And to think I might have made it all the way back home without knowing that!  We are so lucky to live in a state that cares, seeing that they used Obama/our money to keep us safe.

Let’s be safe out there, don’t text and drive.

Your grumpy Uncle/brother Dave.

Weary

My, How Technology Has Improved

7/2017

When personal computers were just entering the home market, think Radio Shack/Tandy’s TR series home built computers in the early ’80s, I could beat the chess programs on a regular basis.  Now, chess programs can tell me what moves I am going to make before I touch a chess piece and what the ten best moves against me are.

Now, a human solves Rubik’s cube in 4.74 seconds, breaking the previous record. (1)  Yeah, well a robot did it in 0.637 seconds.

OK, see how technology (computers) are making our lives more productive.

Your old and grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

  1.  http://puzzles.wonderhowto.com/news/rubiks-cube-world-record-gets-shattered-4-74-seconds-0174841/

Weary.

Transportation Safety

7/2017

The April 14, 2014 issue of Time has a brief note about GM and faulty ignition switches.  CEO Mary Barra stated in a Congressional hearing, “We will hold ourselves fully accountable.”  This was about faulty ignition switches that “caused” 13 deaths.  With a great deal of imagination, I guess I could figure a way an ignition switch could cause death, but it would take some time.  No pun intended.

In 2010, GM sold (not made) 8,389,769 vehicles representing about a 12% increase from 2009. We will assume that sales continued to rise, but at a slightly more conservative rate (although there is evidence that the rate of sales increased during this time period).  Progression analysis at a rate of 10% per year yields 2013 sales at 8,643,986 vehicles.  Given 13 deaths out of 8,643,986 possible ignition switch failures, the rate of failure is 1.5 x 10 -6. That is 1 in 664,922 vehicles.

For those not remembering their high school algebra, that is a .0000015 % chance to have a failure of the ignition switch that would cause death.  Those are pretty fine tolerances to hold anyone accountable for, in any industry.  I never thought I’d be defending GM after their bailout fiasco, but daymnnn!

Sure am glad Congress is keeping a lid on transportation safety!

From your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Weary.

Armed and Dangerous in Alabama

7/2017

The Principal of an Alabama Middle School wants to stock all of the rooms with “canned goods” so that if an intruder enters the school, the students can (no pun intended) throw these items at the intruder to scare him off, confuse him or even disable him until police arrive! (1)

So, I have some questions:

Which has more penetrating power, Dinty Moore Beef Stew or Campbells Sausage gumbo?

Are a license and training required?

Be careful of your aim because in some states throwing canned food (OK, beer) can be a Class 2 Felony if perceived as being thrown at law enforcement officers.

Let’s see, 13-14 year old children in Africa are using AK-47s and machetes. In the great state of Alabama, whose motto is “We Dare Defend Our Rights”, they are using Asparagus and peas.

This statement from the article, “the idea to arm students with canned food”, implies that in Alabama one is “armed” while walking home from the local grocery store.  BATF has it’s work cut out for it in Alabama.

How long is it going to take for a You-Tube contributor to come up with a canned food launcher, gasp, in fully automatic mode no less?  Let’s see, all you need is a school bus with PVC connected to the exhaust pipe and a large potato …

Keeping abreast of the latest news, your armed Grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave sitting at his desk with a can of Hominy at hand.

Weary

  1.  http://www.cbsnews.com/news/principal-let-students-hurl-canned-food-to-fight-off-intruders/?ftag=ACQb72972c

The Silicon Conspiracy

6/2017

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 has essentially forced the adoption of electronic medical records (EMRs) on the healthcare industry, with the section known as the Health Information Technology for Economic and Clinical Health Act (HITECH Act).  Don’t know about you but I just love cute little acronyms.

This was done by Congress.  The same august body of our government that gave us the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007, which has forced the use of those expensive CFLs, halogen and LED light bulbs and the elimination of incandescent light bulbs.

I have commented on these EMRs before and could probably write a book on the subject, but hang in here, today I’ll try to keep it shorter than that.

Just like in the case of light bulbs, where Congress caused the wanton use and distribution of many toxic substances in an attempt to protect and make the world safer/brighter/lighter/more economical, it has now caused us to have to use computers and electrons to see our health history with the bizarre benefit of saving trees in the process.

But wait just a minute!  Trees can be planted, tended, harvested and planted again and therefore are a renewable resource.  Drive through Arkansas, Oregon, Maine or any timber state and look at all the tree farms.  In fact, paper can be made from a variety of cellulose producing plants, not just trees.  And paper can be made from paper.  It is recyclable!

Silicon, on the other hand, is the 14th element on the periodic table.  While silicon may be the 8th most common of the elements on earth, it is relatively rare in its elemental form and there is a finite amount of silicon in the universe.  It is commonly found in sand and dust. Silicon is used to do more than enhance breasts, butts and lips (although some of us hardly see the point), caulk leaky sinks and keep us from burning our hands on hot pots; it is an essential component in the production of computer chips.

So in fact, Congress has forced the use of an element that is not renewable to avoid the use of a resource that is renewable.

Now do you understand why we have so many military installations in the desert areas of the Western states?

Now do you understand why we are so interested in sending our young men and women to the Middle East (as if it were for oil interests, poppy-cock!)?

In the near future, you will see the news media focusing not on OPEC (Oil Producing & Exporting Countries) but SHEC. You figure the acronym.

Your grumpy Uncle Dave trying to squash conspiracy theories left and right.

Weary