The Cost of Doing Business

January, 2015

I was very lucky when I started medical school. At that time, Baylor offered it’s Texas-resident medical students the same tuition as the Texas state schools. Baylor was a private Medical school and charged much more for out of state and much, much more for out of country tuition (I think I remember it was $10,000 per semester for foreign students). I paid $500 per semester for the first 2 years. Then the state legislature upped the ante to $2000 per semester. A 4 fold increase hit hard but was nothing compared to today’s rates.

But tuition doesn’t pay the bills. There are billions of dollars from private and government sources that make up the difference in what it costs to put a student through 4 years of medical school. The figures below reflect the dollars at that time.

1979-1983 Medical School $3 million
1983-1987 Residency $6 million
2015 Diagnosing an aphous ulcer (fever blister) in the ED at     12:15 am,  Priceless!

 

Musings from your Grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

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YouTube 3 Way Stop Cock

June 2014

At work tonight, I had a patient come in with a common problem that required an uncommon solution. He had prostate problems and required a bladder catheter.  Unfortunately, when the urologist performed a procedure earlier that day,  something tore and the patient had bleeding into the bladder. If there is sufficient bleeding, it will clot and plug up the catheter and cause bladder distention. Believe me, there are few conditions more uncomfortable than urinary retention. We tried the usual remedies but the bleeding continued and required a continuous irrigation catheter. This requires a particular piece of equipment that is not used very often. Of my crew of nurses, only one had ever done this. Before we found her (she wasn’t assigned to this patient), I asked his nurse if she was familiar with this equipment, she said, “No but we can YouTube it.”

I replied, “Search 3 way stop cock from a work computer? I don’t think you want to do that. There is no telling what will come up in that search.”

We found the knowledgeable nurse to teach the procedure, instead.

Greetings from your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

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Ebola Hysteria

October 2014

Ebola

There is enough chatter about Ebola virus in the news lately to sound like a bunch of cackling hens. There are a lot of experts saying things that are just plain wrong about Ebola.

Ebola hasn’t been around that long and there have only been a few thousand cases. With a mortality rate approaching 80-90%, it is hard to find human test subjects to develop good data or vaccines. In order to understand a disease, we need hundreds of thousands of subjects from which to use data for analysis. For instance, coronary artery disease is well managed and understood because millions of subjects in many studies have provided the data over a 60 plus year time period from which we have determined the best treatment.

Catching Ebola

One thing that is glaringly obvious is that these experts are lying by omission. Respiratory transmission means that an infected and contagious individual might cough or breath hard causing microdroplets of saliva and mucous to aerosolize in the air. This contagion laden “mist” is then breathed in by a susceptible host and if that host’s immune system is thwarted, the infection is transmitted. The experts are allowing the public to think that contagion laden air just exists out there like a naturally occurring gaseous vapor.

Some idiot has spread the false concept that Ebola is not transmitted by the respiratory route. This is absolutely false. Ebola is transmitted by contact with body fluids. That means coming in contact with feces, urine, vomit, saliva or mucous (we can disregard the other body fluids for all practical purposes). Coughing is one of the symptoms of Ebola. During the cough, blood, mucous and saliva are aerosolized and spewed from the infected patient’s mouth and nose into the atmosphere and anyone standing close enough will be exposed. Now, Ebola may not be as contagious as, say, influenza, but contact with body fluids will occur in a respiratory manner to anyone in the vicinity.

Screening for Ebola

So the experts are going to “screen” for Ebola in people leaving one of the endemic areas by taking their temperature. A febrile illness (any illness where fever is a component) is not febrile every second of the illness. The fever usually occurs cyclically about every 2-6 hours for 12-72 hours of the peak of the illness. So, let us presume the unfortunate patient that recently died in Dallas was allowed to come to America because he didn’t have a fever. Well, he didn’t when they checked. But it takes 10-12 hours to get from West Africa to the US and he could have had a fever at any time during his travel. Our patient was spreading the infection to any and all of his fellow travelers.

Looking for Ebola in the US

The CDC and other “experts” are scrambling to provide health care workers, like me, with white papers on how to screen our patients for possible Ebola, so that if we have forgotten how to research an unusual disease or illness, we won’t be out there treating blindly. But, there is a problem with their offerings.

The CDC (Centers for Disease Control) and the ASPR (Assistant Secretary for Preparedness Response) have identified persons with the following as being suspicious for Ebola virus disease.

1. Fever, headache, joint and muscle aches, fatigue, diarrhea, vomiting and lack of appetite and
2. Travel to West Africa within the last 21 days

One doesn’t have to read too closely to see that those are the exact same symptoms as influenza and several other illnesses. We are told to quarantine suspect patients who have been to or been exposed to persons who have been to West Africa and have any of the symptoms of the flu. Since influenza has a penetrance of about 90% of the population, anyone that has been to or been in contact with anyone who has been to West Africa will be quarantined.

About 100-150 people per week come to the US from West Africa. They get here on an airplane that holds about 100-200 people. They walk through airports that have about 50-3000 or more people in them at any one time. They commute through cities that have populations of…

I hope you get the picture by now. Health care facilities are expected to provide private rooms with separate bathroom facilities from the moment we identify their risk. We have to provide reverse isolation for contact (and in my opinion respiratory) contagion. That means that anyone entering the room must dress in an impermeable covering of their entire body and remove this gear on exiting into an isolation container to be burned upon disposal. Every time they enter the room. It is impossible for the healthcare facilities to quarantine all these patients in any efficient manner.

You Can’t Come Here

We are being told that restricting travel among suspects with a deadly contagious disease is impossible, therefore if the contact of an Ebola patient or someone with suspected Ebola virus disease is here in the US, they will be quarantined. If the subject tries to not obey the quarantine, law enforcement will enforce the quarantine. Is that not restricting travel?

In 1918, a pandemic of H1N1 influenza devastated the population. It was traced back to 2 farm boys from Kansas that joined the Army and traveled to training camp and on to the front lines in Europe. Allowing that emigration caused the deaths of more than the entire loss to combat in WWI. There was more economic loss and imposition on every faction of life and disruption of living standards than any epidemic known to man. The death toll of the 1817 influenza epidemic was about 45%, as opposed to 80-90% for Ebola.

There are several states in the US that will not let you bring certain plants or animals into the state. California and Hawaii come to mind. I can remember being stopped at a border inspection station (California Department of Agriculture) and interrogated as to whether or not I was transporting certain contraband, every time I drove to California.

It is against the law to transport fine scotch whiskey from Scotland into the US if it hasn’t been through inspection and, more importantly, the taxing process. Somehow, the choice is not that hard for me. On the one hand, is Ebola with an 80-90% mortality and a good scotch with 80-90% chance of enjoying the hell out of it regardless of the outcome.

Bet you never thought about any of this.

From your favorite grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

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An Army of Many Genders

June 18, 2017

Lest you think I’m joking, go read the article cited down below.  It is absolutely true.  Our esteemed US Army has done it again.  Again?

Yes, remember the recruiting slogan a couple of years, “An Army of One.”  Bet that one put fear in our enemies hearts.  Or, “Be All You Can Be.”  Where the Army was willing to take anything as long as it was as good as it could be.  Not necessarily up to any particular standard, you see, just the best it could be.

The slogan writers for the USA are not the cream of the crop.  Well now, the same standards are leaking over into the official US Army gender department, or whatever it is called.

To keep abreast of modern trends, the Army of Many is becoming gender tolerant.  It has issued guidelines for personnel to deal with the myriad of gender choices it faces.  Like when a guy becomes a girl and vice versa.  Quoting the guidelines, “All soldiers will use billeting, bathroom and shower facilities associated with their gender marker.”

Like what, a tattoo on the forehead?  I thought gender markers were the presence of 2 X or an X and Y chromosome. Silly me.

It even cautions that one gender may find themselves showering with a soldier of the opposite anatomy, anatomy that just hasn’t had the surgical correction yet.  “… there will be ‘mixed genitalia’ in military showers and sleeping quarters…” 

Moms and dads in America need to know this before they send their sons and daughters to military service.”

Shouldn’t the Army be at least as up to date as the elementary schools of San Francisco?

The guidelines even “…cover all sorts of scenarios – from shower stall etiquette to “transfemale” soldiers deployed to anti-LGBT countries.”  I know, I know, you thought that armies were supposed to kick collective asses not kowtow to social mores of the lesser nation.  What the hell is shower stall etiquette besides don’t drop the soap?

But the coup de grace is, “The Army has begun mandatory transgender sensitivity training for…dealing with a male soldier who becomes pregnant.”

I think someone in the Army watched Junior and thought it was a documentary.

From your grumpy male Uncle/Brother Dave, sharing guidelines “…mandated during the Obama Administration.”

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http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/06/16/armys-transgender-policy-includes-guidelines-on-male-pregnancies.html

http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/08/san-francisco-elementary-school-switches-to-gender-neutral-bathrooms-for-little-kids/

Earn Extra Money as a Research Subject

 

5/10/14

On a radio program this morning, there was a discussion on a “botched” execution.  First off, “botched” is in quotes because the guy died in the end so I think it worked pretty damn well.

But anyway, on the program a young woman was interviewed and she said, “I think it is horrible.  I mean he had to suffer for several minutes.  I am not against capital punishment but they should get it right.  They need to experiment more before deciding what drugs to use.”

Well, the prisoner didn’t suffer for several minutes due to the extreme degree of sedation  he was under.  Any suffering one might imagine was surely less than the suffering he inflicted on others.  But, I guess the woman interviewed is right, we need more research in the area.  I wonder if she wants to volunteer.

Anybody need some extra cash for Christmas this year?

More urgent news from your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

 

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