7/2017
The Principal of an Alabama Middle School wants to stock all of the rooms with “canned goods” so that if an intruder enters the school, the students can (no pun intended) throw these items at the intruder to scare him off, confuse him or even disable him until police arrive! (1)
So, I have some questions:
Which has more penetrating power, Dinty Moore Beef Stew or Campbells Sausage gumbo?
Are a license and training required?
Be careful of your aim because in some states throwing canned food (OK, beer) can be a Class 2 Felony if perceived as being thrown at law enforcement officers.
Let’s see, 13-14 year old children in Africa are using AK-47s and machetes. In the great state of Alabama, whose motto is “We Dare Defend Our Rights”, they are using Asparagus and peas.
This statement from the article, “the idea to arm students with canned food”, implies that in Alabama one is “armed” while walking home from the local grocery store. BATF has it’s work cut out for it in Alabama.
How long is it going to take for a You-Tube contributor to come up with a canned food launcher, gasp, in fully automatic mode no less? Let’s see, all you need is a school bus with PVC connected to the exhaust pipe and a large potato …
Keeping abreast of the latest news, your armed Grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave sitting at his desk with a can of Hominy at hand.
Weary