Signs of Our Times

March, 2012

Houston

Standing in the Houston-Bush International terminal while waiting for a connecting flight, I watched an information monitor flip from a map of the US with delays speckled in green and red and some nonsense infomercials. Then I noticed that there was a ticker banner running across the timed portion of the delay-broadcast. It said, “The Secretary of DHS has determined that Venezuelan airports servicing…” and at that point it switched to the infomercial, which had no ticker banner. Since I understand that Houston-Bush International services airports in Venezuela, I thought I might be interested in what the old Secretary of DHS had determined. So I waited for the delay-broadcast to come around. It did and it cut off the Secretary’s determination, again. In fact for the 30 minutes that I stood there watching (there was little else that I will admit to watching) it never got around to informing the traveling public what threat on our security these Venezuelan airports posed, if any.

St. Louis

Driving east on I-70 entering the St. Louis metropolis there is a billboard sign showing us, “Hot tasty butts” and a picture of 2 naked butts. Well, pig butts. The sign goes on to advertise “Little Piggy’s BBQ.”

Amarillo

Driving west on I-40, entering Amarillo is a billboard sign telling us that “Fuzzy Butts” has all our liquor needs. I’m not sure I want to know what fuzzy butts are.

Most of Missouri

The Missouri Department of Transportation, MODOT, has sponsored many large digital billboards that are pixel light boards connected to the Internet so that they can broadcast information to the driving public. Various messages are broadcast and change with MODOT’s needs.

“Buckle up for safety.”
“Dial *55 for emergencies.”
“Don’t drink and drive.”

But this last one was an epiphany for me.

“Don’t text and drive.”

The state of Missouri is texting its motoring constituents to not text and drive!

Our tax dollars at work.

From your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Weary

House of Guns

January, 2014

There was an ER doc at The Med in Memphis, Tn. and later at Emory University in Atlanta, Ga. that was nationally famous for his anti-gun stand. Athur Kellerman had published some anti-gun articles in prestigious medical publications that I (and many others) challenged and thought was basically false.

I scared them. They sent out “spies” to check me out and invited me to speak on subjects to small audiences to see what I would say. Two such instances come to mind.

I was asked to give a lecture to trauma surgery residents on ballistics and gun shot wounds in humans. You have to understand my theory of Medicine first. Doctors are assholes. Surgeons are really big assholes and trauma surgeons are really, really big arrogant assholes (there are exceptions). That said, one might understand that I wondered why they would ask a Pediatric Emergency Medicine physician to talk to a group that obviously knew more on most subjects than I.

But I persevered and researched the subject, but from a perspective they had not entertained. The audacity I showed shocked them all. I even used resources such as the NRA, the Marine and Army armorers data and gun magazines. Sources they didn’t even know existed. I started with a brief review of the types of firearms, from the blunderbuss to the M-16, rifles and pistols and then discussed bullets, powder, the flight of a lead projectile through air, ballistics “jello”, watermelons and flesh. Some of what I said contradicted what they had been taught in their training. Man was it a quiet audience.

The second encounter involved the spy issue and was much more obvious. The media staff for the Department of Pediatrics set up an interview with me to discuss the dangers of having a gun in the house if there was a child in the home. It was almost humorous, if it hadn’t been so sad. The interviewer used leading questions, Kellerman’s publications and anti-gun sources in such an obvious attempt to get me to join their hysteria. Leading questions are adroitly formed questions meant to lead the responder to a desired answer such as, “Don’t you agree, Doctor, that if there is a gun in the home, there is always the possibility a child could get it and harm himself or others?” You can’t disagree with the statement, but you can construct your answer in a way that brings its relevance to the fore front.

Well, the interviewer got distressed after the 3d or 4th question. Her questions came more rapidly, she cut off my answer before I had finished and finally snapped her notebook closed stood up and said that the interview was over. I’m sure she meant to thank me for my time, but just forgot. Anyway, my interview never made any official publication or saw the light of day anywhere.

Today I read on Fox News about ABC presenting almost the exact same data that Kellerman started way back then. ABC did what Kellerman did frequently; cherry picked statistics, falsely represented data and lied about the results.

Back in the day, we did not have Fox News or any other media avenue for our opinion to be heard.

Proudly posted by your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Steven Milloy, “Gun Control Science Misfires”, Fox News, 10/31/2002, http://www.foxnews.com/story/2002/10/31/gun-control-science-misfires.html

John R. Lott, “ABC News reports on guns mislead Americans”, Fox News, 1/07/14, http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/02/07/abc-news-reports-on-guns-mislead-americans.html

Just Like Home

July 2017

In the mid 80s, we were taught about a new concept in labor and delivery. Birthing centers or birthing rooms were all the rage (and still are) in an attempt to provide a more comfortable, natural environment for the delivering Mom and family. The old sterile labor and delivery rooms were dolled up to look like middle class bedrooms or living rooms. Food, music, family and all the accouterments that one would expect in the home village.

And, last week, I took (for the 16th time in my career) my ACLS certification course. In the curriculum, there is now a section on dealing with death. The new concept is a death counseling room that does not look or feel like a sterile, cold clinical exam room should be provided in which the physician can inform the family of the unfortunate demise of their loved one.

So, I have to believe that the concept is valid. When I came back to work, I proposed that we, too, try to put the patient in a comfortable , familiar home-like room for the ED exam and treatment. Like cribs. You know, crack houses. Filthy rooms with trash littering all over the floor, old dirty used instruments and condoms scattered around, in the sink and on the instrument tray. Shit and pee in the corner. Just like home.

Your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Weary

Ebola Hysteria

October 2014

Ebola

There is enough chatter about Ebola virus in the news lately to sound like a bunch of cackling hens. There are a lot of experts saying things that are just plain wrong about Ebola.

Ebola hasn’t been around that long and there have only been a few thousand cases. With a mortality rate approaching 80-90%, it is hard to find human test subjects to develop good data or vaccines. In order to understand a disease, we need hundreds of thousands of subjects from which to use data for analysis. For instance, coronary artery disease is well managed and understood because millions of subjects in many studies have provided the data over a 60 plus year time period from which we have determined the best treatment.

Catching Ebola

One thing that is glaringly obvious is that these experts are lying by omission. Respiratory transmission means that an infected and contagious individual might cough or breath hard causing microdroplets of saliva and mucous to aerosolize in the air. This contagion laden “mist” is then breathed in by a susceptible host and if that host’s immune system is thwarted, the infection is transmitted. The experts are allowing the public to think that contagion laden air just exists out there like a naturally occurring gaseous vapor.

Some idiot has spread the false concept that Ebola is not transmitted by the respiratory route. This is absolutely false. Ebola is transmitted by contact with body fluids. That means coming in contact with feces, urine, vomit, saliva or mucous (we can disregard the other body fluids for all practical purposes). Coughing is one of the symptoms of Ebola. During the cough, blood, mucous and saliva are aerosolized and spewed from the infected patient’s mouth and nose into the atmosphere and anyone standing close enough will be exposed. Now, Ebola may not be as contagious as, say, influenza, but contact with body fluids will occur in a respiratory manner to anyone in the vicinity.

Screening for Ebola

So the experts are going to “screen” for Ebola in people leaving one of the endemic areas by taking their temperature. A febrile illness (any illness where fever is a component) is not febrile every second of the illness. The fever usually occurs cyclically about every 2-6 hours for 12-72 hours of the peak of the illness. So, let us presume the unfortunate patient that recently died in Dallas was allowed to come to America because he didn’t have a fever. Well, he didn’t when they checked. But it takes 10-12 hours to get from West Africa to the US and he could have had a fever at any time during his travel. Our patient was spreading the infection to any and all of his fellow travelers.

Looking for Ebola in the US

The CDC and other “experts” are scrambling to provide health care workers, like me, with white papers on how to screen our patients for possible Ebola, so that if we have forgotten how to research an unusual disease or illness, we won’t be out there treating blindly. But, there is a problem with their offerings.

The CDC (Centers for Disease Control) and the ASPR (Assistant Secretary for Preparedness Response) have identified persons with the following as being suspicious for Ebola virus disease.

1. Fever, headache, joint and muscle aches, fatigue, diarrhea, vomiting and lack of appetite and
2. Travel to West Africa within the last 21 days

One doesn’t have to read too closely to see that those are the exact same symptoms as influenza and several other illnesses. We are told to quarantine suspect patients who have been to or been exposed to persons who have been to West Africa and have any of the symptoms of the flu. Since influenza has a penetrance of about 90% of the population, anyone that has been to or been in contact with anyone who has been to West Africa will be quarantined.

About 100-150 people per week come to the US from West Africa. They get here on an airplane that holds about 100-200 people. They walk through airports that have about 50-3000 or more people in them at any one time. They commute through cities that have populations of…

I hope you get the picture by now. Health care facilities are expected to provide private rooms with separate bathroom facilities from the moment we identify their risk. We have to provide reverse isolation for contact (and in my opinion respiratory) contagion. That means that anyone entering the room must dress in an impermeable covering of their entire body and remove this gear on exiting into an isolation container to be burned upon disposal. Every time they enter the room. It is impossible for the healthcare facilities to quarantine all these patients in any efficient manner.

You Can’t Come Here

We are being told that restricting travel among suspects with a deadly contagious disease is impossible, therefore if the contact of an Ebola patient or someone with suspected Ebola virus disease is here in the US, they will be quarantined. If the subject tries to not obey the quarantine, law enforcement will enforce the quarantine. Is that not restricting travel?

In 1918, a pandemic of H1N1 influenza devastated the population. It was traced back to 2 farm boys from Kansas that joined the Army and traveled to training camp and on to the front lines in Europe. Allowing that emigration caused the deaths of more than the entire loss to combat in WWI. There was more economic loss and imposition on every faction of life and disruption of living standards than any epidemic known to man. The death toll of the 1817 influenza epidemic was about 45%, as opposed to 80-90% for Ebola.

There are several states in the US that will not let you bring certain plants or animals into the state. California and Hawaii come to mind. I can remember being stopped at a border inspection station (California Department of Agriculture) and interrogated as to whether or not I was transporting certain contraband, every time I drove to California.

It is against the law to transport fine scotch whiskey from Scotland into the US if it hasn’t been through inspection and, more importantly, the taxing process. Somehow, the choice is not that hard for me. On the one hand, is Ebola with an 80-90% mortality and a good scotch with 80-90% chance of enjoying the hell out of it regardless of the outcome.

Bet you never thought about any of this.

From your favorite grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Weary

Drug Deal Gone Good

2/4/2018

A guy was on a motorcycle, evading capture by the county sheriff’s deputies for suspected drug offenses.  In his hasty, not-so-reckless and excessively speedy operation of the vehicle, he wrecked the motorcycle which he had stolen and ran on foot to evade capture.  He jumped a fence, lost his footing, slid and rolled down a hill to the edge of the interstate highway.  He jumped up and tried to run across the freeway.

Yup, tried.

A car, traveling at about 70 mph and he collided.  Not a full impact.  The passenger mirror hit his elbow and left torso in a glancing blow.

As the deputy inventoried his possessions, they found brass knuckles, a loaded gun, methamphetamine and wads of cash.

This was a drug deal that didn’t go well for the guy but did go well for everyone else.

But, he does get the opportunity to add to his collection of big house tats.

From your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Weary