Team Dream Busters

December, 2017

A street dose of heroin or carfentenyl might costs $5-100.  Good for 1-2 good times. Unless…

It’s too strong.  Since this stuff isn’t regulated by the FDA, DEA, CDC, or Pharmaceutical Industry standards and what not, it might be anything.  If it’s too weak, the next dose might be too strong.  Because you might try to compensate for the strength of an unregulated drug and shoot up more the next time, bam, you’re out to lunch.  Comatose.  Soon to be dead meat and no longer a chain around society’s neck.  Unless…

You come to see me, where I and my hot-shot team of nurses and techs, quickly establish an IV and shoot you with a dose of Narcan (naloxone, an opioid antagonist, and in layman’s terms the antidote to opioid overdose) and you lose all the wondrous effects of the drug you worked so hard to purchase and carefully use.  Unless…

You go into withdrawal, just the opposite of your desired effect.

Team Dream Busters.

From your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

Robo-tripin

7/2017

Robitussin is an over-the-counter cough medication which contains the drug dextromethorphan.  This is a response to a recent e-mail I received on the subject.

I’ve previously mentioned some of my experiences with “robo-tripin” patients.  I’ve been seeing this for many years now.  The article is pretty good, except for one aspect. (1)  In my experience, chronic dextromethorphan/codeine use does not induce aggressive behavior.  It might lower inhibitions like alcohol but it is very different from the rage/anger/aggression of amphetamines (speed, cocaine, meth, crack…).  It’s my opinion that this incident was caused by poor upbringing, bad entitlement and racial attitude and homophobia if dextromethorphan was the only drug on board.

Dextromethorphan has been available over the counter for 50 years or more.  The fact that dextromethorphan differs in structure from codeine by 2 hydroxy (one oxygen attached to 2 hydrogen) groups became known on the streets and users found that they can get similar effects using dextromethorphan (legal and available without a prescription) as codeine (requires a prescription) by just increasing the dose.

Codeine-like drugs have way overtaken valium-like drugs as the most common prescribed drug in America.  They are not stimulants but depressants in their general mechanism of action.

Codeine and its synthetic variants, hydrocodone, methadone, hydromorphone and oxycodone, are legal for the person to whom the prescription was written.  There is a billion dollar industry in the US for legal and illegal codeine obtained in various ways.

For instance, a team may go to a medium-large town and break into a doctor’s office.  They forge scripts found in the office and distribute them to street people to have filled.  “Organizers”, kinda like what Obama was (but not necessarily implying Obama pushed drugs), go to derelict areas of a town and recruit low life types to hit the Emergency Departments with feigned and real complaints.  Casts are cut off freshly broken extremities and the person is sent to the ED as if it was a fresh injury, then to the next ED and so on.  Salvation Army and like shelters, food kitchens, and welfare housing are recruitment centers for these people.

The Urban Dictionary is indispensable, entertaining and scary.  Slang used by kids changes, sometimes daily.  I would venture to guess that 90% of the population below the age of 19 know of this use of dextromethorphan.  Those that disagree just don’t realize the kid is lying.

Here is my most often told story of Robo-tripin.

One evening at work, a respiratory therapist came to me and said, “Doctor, you need to come to see this patient now.  He isn’t breathing very good.”

I checked the patient out and sure enough, he wasn’t breathing at all!  We quickly grabbed an Ambu bag and started to breathe for him.  During my exam, I noted that he did have a pulse but was otherwise unresponsive.  To determine unresponsiveness, the examiner inflicts painful stimuli and notes the response.  Yup, I can make anyone wince and sometimes it’s even part of my job.  He had no response.  This was a young guy, 19-20 or so.  So I said, “Looks like I’m going to have to intubate this fella.”  At this point, I knew that he was in a coma but didn’t know why.

To intubate a patient, I put a plastic tube down their trachea which allows us to breathe for him/her until we can identify and hopefully reverse the problem.  So I take my handy dandy laryngoscope (with decoder ring optional), which is basically a flashlight with the bulb at the end of a tongue blade extension at right angles to the handle, and insert it into the oral cavity.  This guy’s muscles were flaccid and he offered no resistance.  The blade-like portion is used to move the tongue out of the way (seems a problem with us humans that our tongue seems to get in the way of life all the time) and allows the provider a view of the vocal cords.  The mission is to pass the plastic tube between the vocal cords when they open and into the trachea just below.  The vocal cords are touched by the tube as it passes through.

Under normal circumstances, when that happens a nerve is stimulated and it sends a signal to the brain that results in a violent and forceful cough response.  Think eating cookies and accidentally inhaling crumbs into the windpipe.  In a comatose patient, the response does not happen.

Well, Robotrucker here, responded when I touched his vocal cords.  He reached up (none of the others nor I expected this comatose patient to respond at all) and smacked the tube and laryngoscope from my hands and sat up.  “Don’t do that!”, he exclaimed.  He walked out of the ED under his own power about 45 minutes later.

This was an extremely unexpected event, but it has since happened to me several times.  Something about this laryngeal reflex pops them right out of a coma.  Not every time mind you, and not every patient is lucky enough to be found in time.

Life in the emergency department from your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

  1.  http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2012/05/24/update-26-part-2-trayvon-martin-shooting-a-year-of-drug-use-culminates-in-predictable-violence

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St Joe’s Most Eligible Bachelor

7/2017

Contestant Number 1

Late one night, a well-dressed man was seen lying under a tree in a St. Joe neighborhood.  A raccoon was seen behind him and the observer became concerned and called the police.  When the paramedics arrived they found that the man had become incontinent of stool and the raccoon was dining on the product.  He was taken to the emergency department to be evaluated.  Needless to say, alcohol was involved.

The next day the ED received a call from the gentleman wanting to know if he was seen in the ER the previous night.  Then he wanted to know what he was seen for.  It was suggested that he probably didn’t want to know.

Contestant Number 2

At 4:30 Sunday morning, TaJuane (not really his name) came to the emergency department with 2 friends and his 6-month pregnant girlfriend.  A deep cut on his left forearm was the reason for his visit.  It seems, somebody had “dissed” him (shown disrespect to him) and he lost what little temper he had left and he punched a window.  Showed that window who was boss; yup.  So as I was sewing (suturing his wound), we talked about this and that.  He used to work at Home Depot.  Not anymore. I guess he used up some of that temper and got fired.  So now, he can’t make his child support payments to the soon to be ex-wife and he and his girlfriend are having difficulty making house and food payments.  Did I mention that no alcohol was involved, but meth was?

The next day, he returned to the emergency department.  When the provider walked into the room, he said, “Wass dis” pointing to the wound I had closed so well?  When he was told the summary of events the previous night, he was stupefied and could not recall any of it.

Like Johnny Carson was so fond of saying, you just can’t make this stuff up.

From your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.  We may soon publish the winner.

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Home Delivery

7/2017

Maybe you’ve noticed the billboards advertising Emergency Departments that have wait times less than 5 minutes or something. Or if your wait time is over 15 minutes you get a free pizza. And, there is even one that if you text the ED your symptoms, they will put you on a list and when your room is ready, they will text you back and you can come in with zero wait time.

Well, I am here to suggest that we start a delivery service. Like Domino’s. You text in when you plan to overdose on heroin (or whatever your drug of choice is) and we will deliver your Narcan (the heroin antidote) to your current location and save you the whole ED visit in it’s entirety.  See, there is a good reason to put GPS tracking in your cell phone. We could even partner with Amazon and have it drop shipped by a drone

My staff is all for the idea.

Your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave, just trying to help ration those precious healthcare dollars.

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A White Elephant in the Room

7/ 2017

You can go to the site and read about carfentanil. (1)  It is an elephant tranquilizer. And it’s all the rage. The link is to The Washington Post article about the stuff reaching the streets of North America.

Morphine is a very strong pain killer. Regular fentanyl is 100 times stronger than morphine. Carfentanil is 10,000 times stronger than morphine.

And now everybody knows about it (that reads The Washington Post).

Does anybody see the white elephant in the room?

Your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave, keeping his recreational pharmacology skills honed.

  1.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/08/12/a-new-front-in-the-opioid-war-elephant-tranquilizer/

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