Rain Forest Resort

7/2017

We were talking about vacations at work the other day.  I didn’t have much to offer, being the ultimate passive/aggressive recluse that I am, until someone mentioned this really cool place in the jungles of Costa Rica.

They have made an arbor-resort in the rain forest.  He described these luxurious rooms, shops and restaurants in several stories in the trees.  Up there high!  There were suspension bridges and zip lines to get from here to there.  You could spend as long as you could afford “up there” and never set foot on the ground until you left, or fell.  Those who like to commune with nature, be close to trees in order to admire their majesty and return to a more primeval style of living do so and can help save the planet in the process.

A high-quality recording of chain saws working played at night at about 3 am on a windy night where the trees are swaying. That’d perk-em up right quick.

More superfluous musings from your grumpy Uncle Dave.

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