Bubba Wang and Bubba Li were lab workers in the Nationalist Peoples Biological Weapon Research Development facility laboratory in Wuhan, China. On December 10, 2019, they were taking their midday meal break, lunch in the western world. Bubba Li put the test tube he was working on in a test tube rack on the bench top. He had no idea what was in the test tube, his bosses never shared information with him, if they even knew.
Bubba Wang was a bit impatient, there was something he wanted to talk to Li about. His wife was acting different lately and he thought Wang might have some insight on the issue.
As Bubba Wang put his test tube in what he thought was the rack, he heard an unexpected noise. The noise of glass breaking. Oh shit, or whatever the Chinese equivalent is burst from his lips.
Not knowing what else to do, Wang swept up the broken glass and wiped down the counter. Knowing that there would be an accountability issue, Bubba Wang filled an empty test tube with tap water to replace the broken one.
Five days later Bubba Li and Bubba Wang called in sick. If the world only knew.
An absolute untrueism from your grumpy Uncle Dave.
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