Category: Satire,irony, sarcasm

(Excuse this late post. It was supposed to be posted sometime before 7/20/2020. But it still needs to be out there.)

So, you want conspiracy theories? OK, but I warn you ahead of time, this’ll curl your toes.

The Communist Chinese Party knew darn well exactly what it was doing at the Nationalist Peoples Biological Weapon Research Development facility (or other such clumsily named unit) or the live animal market in Wuhan, China in December of 2019. The Western Nations would finally be brought to their knees. China would not only own them economically, but would finally rule them without a shot being fired. Wouldn’t want to dent that 1.4 billion population. A few here or there wouldn’t hurt if it meant wiping out the round eyes.

We still haven’t gotten to the conspiracy part, yet.

All of the western world knew what China was up to. Where are there secrets left in this world? But there are, from us, the general population. The leaders did not want to tell the population what was coming in the face of no vaccine, no treatment and a lack of understanding the specific pathophysiology of the novel virus.. Wide spread public panic and confusion would spread like wildfire. Uncontrollable unrest. Like yelling “Fire” in a crowded theater! It just couldn’t be done.

Did you know that Trump has been on hydroxychloroquine since November, 2019?

So how do you limit the spread of an influenza-like novel virus until you can develop a vaccine for it? You make everybody stay home. No contact. No transmit.

I’ve always had the idea that the fastest way to take down America was to bomb the battery factories. I’ve been proven wrong, anti-social distancing and masking have proven to be a better plan.

An absolutely fictitious account of events by your grumpy Uncle Dave.

Coronalie-27, Along Comes State Run Medicine

Coronalie-17a, Conspiracy Part 1

Coronalie-17b, Conspiracy Part 2

Coronalie-26, Conspiracy Part 3

Coronalie-21, What the Hell Happened

Fauci and friends have had close ties with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) during the Coronavirus debacle. A US counter-intelligence expert points out China’s “business plan” for the USA as;

“China’s identified five [spheres of influence] essentially in the United States,” he added. “It’s academia; it’s the media, it’s Big Tech, it’s Hollywood and professional sports. They view those as the five influencers of human behavior in American culture. Essentially what they try to do is silent sabotage – soft influence old government approach – where they nestle in and engrain themselves in these institutions financially to make people economically dependent on them, and then they use that as a platform to get their message out – mainly in propaganda.”

Its not just the CCP that uses the above described “business plan”. Almost every large business, some small businesses, our government and many intercontinental businesses use the exact same plan. For differing reasons. Some want to also control the American culture, but most just want to control the wealth. In other words, make money.

From your grumpy Uncle Dave.

1. Columbia professor who thanked Fauci for Wuhan lab messaging maintains close ties to China. Joe Schoffstall, Fox News. July 1, 2021. Retrieved July 1, 2021 from https://www.foxnews.com/politics/columbia-professor-lipkin-fauci-wuhan-lab-china

On every piece of communication (written, digital and audio) with the Social Security Administration (SSA) there is some comment about fraud. The SSA wants to warn you about the potential of fraud and wants your help in stopping fraud by your reporting suspicious behavior. The SSA even provides a convenient toll free fraud hotline to call.

So, I called it and reported what I considered one of mankind’s greatest frauds, ever.

The Social Security Administration

They didn’t think that was funny.

From your grumpy Uncle Dave.

Well doesn’t the thot plicken?

“Biden administration officials are divided over the origin of the coronavirus, but an increasing number now believe that it could have leaked from a lab in Wuhan, China, according to a report.

The once-derided lab-leak theory is now being seriously considered by senior administration officials even as most experts on coronaviruses maintain that COVID-19 originated in nature, jumping from animals to humans, according to a CNN report Friday.”1

From your grumpy Uncle Dave.

1. Top Biden officials now believe COVID lab leak possible: report. Isabel Vincent. FoxNews.com. July 17, 2021. Retrieved July 17, 2021 from https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-officials-covid-lab-leak-theory

Wow, Anthony Fauci, now your Biden appointed Chief Medical Advisor, has said that double masking will help protect you from The Great American Coronavirus Epidemic of 2019 despite no medical evidence to support the statement and against the majority opinion that it is poppycock.1, 2, 3

Look closely, this poor guy is triple protected. White mask, black mask and face shield. One up on Dr. Fauci!

From your grumpy Uncle Dave.

1. Fauci backs ‘double-masking’ in coronavirus fight, says ‘likely more effective’. Kayla Rivas. !/25/21. FoxNews.com. Retrieved 1/25/21 from https://www.foxnews.com/health/fauci-backs-double-masking-in-coronavirus-fight-says-likely-more-effective
2. Sean Hannity: Why are Democrats, Dr. Fauci still obsessed with masks? FoxNews staff. 7/14/2021. Retrieved 7/15/2021 from https://www.foxnews.com/media/sean-hannity-democrats-dr-fauci-obsessed-masks
3. Dr. Makary: ‘There is no data’ to support Fauci’s call for masking small children. FoxNews staff. 7/15/2021. Retrieved 7/15/2021 from https://www.foxnews.com/media/marty-makary-fauci-no-data-mask-three-year-old-children