My, How Technology Has Improved

7/2017

When personal computers were just entering the home market, think Radio Shack/Tandy’s TR series home built computers in the early ’80s, I could beat the chess programs on a regular basis.  Now, chess programs can tell me what moves I am going to make before I touch a chess piece and what the ten best moves against me are.

Now, a human solves Rubik’s cube in 4.74 seconds, breaking the previous record. (1)  Yeah, well a robot did it in 0.637 seconds.

OK, see how technology (computers) are making our lives more productive.

Your old and grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

  1.  http://puzzles.wonderhowto.com/news/rubiks-cube-world-record-gets-shattered-4-74-seconds-0174841/

Weary.

Rain Forest Resort

7/2017

We were talking about vacations at work the other day.  I didn’t have much to offer, being the ultimate passive/aggressive recluse that I am, until someone mentioned this really cool place in the jungles of Costa Rica.

They have made an arbor-resort in the rain forest.  He described these luxurious rooms, shops and restaurants in several stories in the trees.  Up there high!  There were suspension bridges and zip lines to get from here to there.  You could spend as long as you could afford “up there” and never set foot on the ground until you left, or fell.  Those who like to commune with nature, be close to trees in order to admire their majesty and return to a more primeval style of living do so and can help save the planet in the process.

A high-quality recording of chain saws working played at night at about 3 am on a windy night where the trees are swaying. That’d perk-em up right quick.

More superfluous musings from your grumpy Uncle Dave.

Weary

Who Can You Believe if not Shakespeare

7/2017

Common usage of a phrase out of Hamlet has been misquoted and misinterpreted for as long as the play has been written.

Commonly one hears, “Methinks she doth protest too much,” should actually be, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” (Hamlet Act 3, Scene 2, William Shakespeare). (1)  The implication is that the individual denies something so much that the listeners do not believe the denial.  The old cry wolf thingy. (2)  But in Hamlet, the case is different.

Contrary to common usage and assumption, “protest” isn’t intended to mean to object or to deny.  The meaning of “protest” in Shakespeare’s day was to vow or to declare solemnly, a meaning preserved in our use of “protestation,” ie to affirm.

The Queen in the play, the one who protests too much, seems too deeply attached to her dead first husband to ever even consider remarrying, ie. that about which she is protesting.  She repeatedly denies the King’s advances.

Gertrude, the one making the statement so often misquoted, has remarried after the death of her husband and feels that the Queen is protesting strongly and, therefore, will not remarry.

What is this world coming to when you can’t believe Shakespearean quotes?

Simple musings from your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.

  1.  http://www.bardwords.org/famous-shakespeare-quotes/methinks-thou-dost-protest-too-much.htm
  2. Far antedating Shakespeare’s time is Aesop’s Fables.  Hence, we assume that repeated cries for help are false.  http://fablesofaesop.com/the-boy-who-cried-wolf.html

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Home Delivery

7/2017

Maybe you’ve noticed the billboards advertising Emergency Departments that have wait times less than 5 minutes or something. Or if your wait time is over 15 minutes you get a free pizza. And, there is even one that if you text the ED your symptoms, they will put you on a list and when your room is ready, they will text you back and you can come in with zero wait time.

Well, I am here to suggest that we start a delivery service. Like Domino’s. You text in when you plan to overdose on heroin (or whatever your drug of choice is) and we will deliver your Narcan (the heroin antidote) to your current location and save you the whole ED visit in it’s entirety.  See, there is a good reason to put GPS tracking in your cell phone. We could even partner with Amazon and have it drop shipped by a drone

My staff is all for the idea.

Your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave, just trying to help ration those precious healthcare dollars.

Weary