2/4/2018
A guy was on a motorcycle, evading capture by the county sheriff’s deputies for suspected drug offenses. In his hasty, not-so-reckless and excessively speedy operation of the vehicle, he wrecked the motorcycle which he had stolen and ran on foot to evade capture. He jumped a fence, lost his footing, slid and rolled down a hill to the edge of the interstate highway. He jumped up and tried to run across the freeway.
Yup, tried.
A car, traveling at about 70 mph and he collided. Not a full impact. The passenger mirror hit his elbow and left torso in a glancing blow.
As the deputy inventoried his possessions, they found brass knuckles, a loaded gun, methamphetamine and wads of cash.
This was a drug deal that didn’t go well for the guy but did go well for everyone else.
But, he does get the opportunity to add to his collection of big house tats.
From your grumpy Uncle/Brother Dave.
Weary